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Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie




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Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

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You know there are programs that can change your daughters confused predilections.

My heart fucking broke during this scene. 

This was my favourite scene. He’s a military man who comes off as a typical “manly man” and he stands up for his daughter being lesbian. This scene was heartbreaking but fucking beautiful.

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I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

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the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

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Jawn touching Sherly's booty. Either on purpose or by accident. I am amused by the thought of Jawn deliberately grabbing Sherly's booty while passing him in the kitchen. Or Jawn accidentally bumping his hand against Sherly's booty and blushing madly when he realizes Sherly has got the booty and that he's thinking about Sherly having the booty.

xDDD Who doesn’t think about shipper butt touches? They are awesome!!!! (not to mention they can be either smutty or adorbs and I appreciate this muchly)